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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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The R697 road is a regional road in Ireland which runs north-south from the centre of Kilkenny in County Kilkenny to the N24 national primary road in Carrick-on-Suir in County Tipperary. The route is 42 km (26 mi) long.

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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

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The 2024 George Mason Patriots baseball team represented George Mason University during the 2024 NCAA Division I baseball season. The Patriots played their home games at Spuhler Field as a member o